i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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