OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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