yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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