This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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