I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She said her name was "party"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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