Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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