we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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