do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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