its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Enjoy the penises
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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