we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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