@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Of course I have a pirate flag
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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