I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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