no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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