even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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