Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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