I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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