Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
