Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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