im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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