Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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