after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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