i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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