White coat. Heels.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
