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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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