So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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