True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
