I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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