quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The feeling are messing with the penis
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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