Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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