they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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