Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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