spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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