Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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