In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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