yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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