Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
50% drunk capacity currently
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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