i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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