so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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