everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I am available for nakedness
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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