Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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