whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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