A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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