dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I deserve this hangover.
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