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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

(720): View more from Colorado

In a non slutty way

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(303): View more from Colorado

This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.

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(303): View more from Colorado

theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away

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(773): View more from Illinois

Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.

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(512): View more from Texas

i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.

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