so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
