listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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