She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
