i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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