just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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