i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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