I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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