it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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