Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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