The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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