he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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