Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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