god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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