GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
