you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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