We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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