what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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