THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm like, not good at living.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
